<font size=4>...is a brilliant new game that allows you to make out with 3 charming humans!</font size>

Think of your age, Sakuya...

<font size=4>If it is human, shouldn't I be ahead*!? Why is it that green one!!?</font size> * - Sanae is the 4th playable human character, and Sakuya is 3rd

<font size=4>Aaaagggggh!!</font size>

<font size=3>Love Touhou is...</font size>

<font size=4>I've gotten the Love Touhou I desire!!</font size>