On the street,

by the river,

you've "played" with me countless times, haven't you?

Wait a sec. What does she mean, "played"? Not only that, but on the street? By the river? If she's this persistent about it, then it has to be "that", right? If she was my girlfriend, she wouldn't suddenly attack me with electricity like that. I couldn't have forced myself on her - hey hey, what the hell was I doing? Doing it outside is a bit too screwed up for me - wait, that's not the problem here! And for her to be a middle school student of all things... I'm the worst, making a move on her! More importantly, what should I do now? In the future she's going to be damaged goods, so I'll have to take responsibility... responsibility... RESPONSIBILITY...

Hellooo? Anybody home?

Please marry me.

Funya?!

I'll take responsibility