Today: Group meeting for “Fanfic survivors”
My name is Bella Swan.
Hi, Bella!
They’ve made me go out with Jacob. But he’s a wolf, ffs! All these fleas... the dog hair getting everywhere... and I have an allergy for it too, by the way!
My name is Snow White.
And it pisses me off that they have changed my hair colour to red, that I have deformed ears now, and that the dwarfs are suddenly 11 instead of 7!
Ok, whatever — I don’t care about counting dwarves — but red is just not my colour, damn it!
My designation is T-800. And my circuitry is starting to go bad from the sheer amount of jumps through different timelines and countries!
Not to mention how many political figures, teachers , and street criminals there were to eliminate.
Even my nuclear power cells have their safety precautions, you know?
Let me introduce myself — Khal Drogo.
I was supposed to become the chieftain of the Dothraki people and heroically die in a battle.
I was supposed to become the chieftain of the Dothraki people and subsequently heroically die in a battle.
I was supposed to become the chieftain of the Dothraki people and subsequently heroically die in battle.
They’ve made me into a professor of Ichthyology, and I’ll be dying from boredom any decade now, while studying
They’ve made me into a professor of Ichthyology, and I’ll be dying from boredom any decade now, while studying Echinoderm Blastozoa.
Meas be Jar Jar Binks. Meas become jedi and go to dark side.
It be fun for a while but Obi cut off my head. Very rude...
It be fun for time but Obi cut off my head. Very rude...
And who’s that?
Harry Potter.
Fanfic writers did things so horrible to him that you wouldn’t want happening even to your worst enemy!
Not to mention how many political figures, teachers, and street criminals there were to eliminate.
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